[ Here's a guy he hasn't spoken to in a while. Josuke figures he ought to drop Inosuke a message to make sure he's alright, because he's (honestly) a bit of a walking disaster and he hopes the guy hasn't gotten into much trouble. ]
[ The phone thing was still a mystery to Inosuke and he found it more bothersome than helpful. He had accidentally set an alarm everyday in the middle of the night, so the device had a few scuffs on it already from where he’s gotten mad at it.
The words appear in the screen but he can’t read so he has no idea what they mean. So he just kind of mimics some of the things he sees. ]
[ Those look like cool words. He’s just gonna match the letters in that order to form those words. He will outsmart this magic box soon enough and make it stop beeping!! ]
YEAH THAT’S WHAT I SAID BRO .............. YOU TRIPPIN OR SOME SHIT
[ Maybe if he copies the message exactly that is the key to making this thing stop. What is partylikeits1999 anyway? Somehow that seems familiar to him. That pompadour buff guy comes to mind. That was his name on here or something? Having this back home would have make his life so much easier than messenger crows. ]
[Wherever it is that Inosuke happens to be, outside or in, he'll find himself being ambushed by a very ruffled Tanjiro sometime around sundown. And when I say ambushed, I mean he picks out his scent, follows it, finds him, and barrels into him by way of grabbing his arm and mashing his face into the back of his shoulder.]
[His only warning is the shuffling of his feet and the small way he wheezes his name as he approaches.]
[ Even though they haven't been chasing demons anytime as of late, Inosuke still is training and training. It was something about normal that made him feel like he was at home, possibly, though this was far from it. He hadn't discovered any waterfalls that he could meditate under, but he could still run many laps around the city and then train outside the apartment complex.
He's a bit too focused on his stretching (which.. did he really need any help with that?) when suddenly, Tanjiro barrels into him. Inosuke isn't in his Iris transformation, but he does let out an undignified squawk. ]
[He hates Cordis, he really does, and Tanjiro doesn't hate a whole lot of anything. He squeezes onto Inosuke's arm, just grumbling, and sinks to sit, tugging his arm as he goes.]
I am the worst-mannered person in all the world today, and I want you to headbutt me. [He is. Sulking, so very much right now. He's pouting. What the fuck.]
Yeah!? So what!! Nothing wrong with being worst-mannered! Just be yourself, stupid Monjiro..!! Who gives a shit what people think! Be worst-mannered if that's how you feel like being!
Why not fight completely..!? Don't tempt me with a fight and then back out..!
[ oh what.. what is this hand holding... Inosuke doesn't understand why this is suddenly a thing now, but their hand holding does produce Chroma. He doesn't pull away, though. He's uncivilized so he doesn't know he's supposed to be embarrassed by this. ]
You're acting weird, Hamtarou! Just spit out what you wanna say. I know there's something you ain't tellin' me..!
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!
[There's a few minutes' pause from the message before he sends a short video. He's laying on his stomach on the floor in their apartment, idly kicking his feet behind him and looking sort of sour.]
...I don't know how much of that you can actually read, I'll read it to you later. It's a chain mail, but also it's true. [Inosuke you're sexy. Tanjiro just told you he thinks you're sexy. RIP.]
[ The only thing he knows how to write. Anyway, he seem delighted when the video comes on cause he can deal with that. It looks like he's outside in a forest somewhere. Naturally. ]
UEEEEYAHHHH...!!! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS? FILLED WITH THESE DARK SPIRITS.. AND THEIR BLOODY MAMRIES AND SEX TRUCK!!
Look, I'm gonna find the specter that is responsible for this and send him back home to hell! NOBODY DESERVES TO BE CURSED HERE!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, GONPACHIROU!!!
[Except Tanjiro just puts a hand to his mouth and laughs behind it quietly for a moment before he doubles forward and just kind of loses his shit, dissolving into a complete fit of boyish laughter.]
This one's not a curse, silly!! I-it's just... like a joke, you send it to people you think are sexy. [Oh wow he suddenly got really red in the face. At least he's still chuckling??]
text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999
Date: 2020-01-30 01:33 am (UTC)hey buddy ... you doing okay? how've you been?
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:37 am (UTC)The words appear in the screen but he can’t read so he has no idea what they mean. So he just kind of mimics some of the things he sees. ]
ASFGG LLL M
MCCFF ...
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:45 am (UTC)uhhh, okay. that some kinda code? i was just wondering how you were doing, dude
[ He didn't sign up for random mind games. ]
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:50 am (UTC)BUDDY
[ Those look like cool words. He’s just gonna match the letters in that order to form those words. He will outsmart this magic box soon enough and make it stop beeping!! ]
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:52 am (UTC)yeah that's what i said
bro .............. you trippin or some shit
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:56 am (UTC)BRO .............. YOU TRIPPIN OR SOME SHIT
[ Maybe if he copies the message exactly that is the key to making this thing stop. What is partylikeits1999 anyway? Somehow that seems familiar to him. That pompadour buff guy comes to mind. That was his name on here or something? Having this back home would have make his life so much easier than messenger crows. ]
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Date: 2020-01-30 01:58 am (UTC)why?
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Date: 2020-04-11 02:03 am (UTC)[His only warning is the shuffling of his feet and the small way he wheezes his name as he approaches.]
Inosukeeeeeeeeee.
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Date: 2020-04-12 03:44 am (UTC)He's a bit too focused on his stretching (which.. did he really need any help with that?) when suddenly, Tanjiro barrels into him. Inosuke isn't in his Iris transformation, but he does let out an undignified squawk. ]
H'oh..!? What'ya want right now, I'm busy..!
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Date: 2020-04-12 04:00 am (UTC)I am the worst-mannered person in all the world today, and I want you to headbutt me. [He is. Sulking, so very much right now. He's pouting. What the fuck.]
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Date: 2020-04-14 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-04-14 08:03 pm (UTC)... You want me to fight you? Something about that is weird..!!
[ Inosuke, you just told him to be himself. ]
Oi, you okay..!?
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Date: 2020-04-14 09:15 pm (UTC)[He pulls on his arm a little again, slotting their hands together.] I'm sorry, you were busy.
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Date: 2020-04-15 12:36 am (UTC)[ oh what.. what is this hand holding... Inosuke doesn't understand why this is suddenly a thing now, but their hand holding does produce Chroma. He doesn't pull away, though. He's uncivilized so he doesn't know he's supposed to be embarrassed by this. ]
You're acting weird, Hamtarou! Just spit out what you wanna say. I know there's something you ain't tellin' me..!
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Date: 2020-04-15 12:40 am (UTC)[He pulls a little harder on his hand.] Sit down already, gosh.
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Date: 2020-04-15 12:42 am (UTC)[ He flops down on his butt and folds his legs, pressing the soles of his feet together. ]
You actin' weird 'cause of your moon? Is that why you're acting funny?
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Date: 2020-07-09 04:47 am (UTC)|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!
[There's a few minutes' pause from the message before he sends a short video. He's laying on his stomach on the floor in their apartment, idly kicking his feet behind him and looking sort of sour.]
...I don't know how much of that you can actually read, I'll read it to you later. It's a chain mail, but also it's true. [Inosuke you're sexy. Tanjiro just told you he thinks you're sexy. RIP.]
( TEXT + VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG
Date: 2020-07-11 02:53 am (UTC)[ The only thing he knows how to write. Anyway, he seem delighted when the video comes on cause he can deal with that. It looks like he's outside in a forest somewhere. Naturally. ]
Haaaaa, okay? A chain male? A man made of chains?
[ literally what ]
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Date: 2020-07-11 03:20 am (UTC)No no, chain mail-- Mail, like a letter. You remember, like the one you got about Bloody Mary.
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Date: 2020-07-15 02:47 am (UTC)UEEEEYAHHHH...!!!
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS? FILLED WITH THESE DARK SPIRITS.. AND THEIR BLOODY MAMRIES AND SEX TRUCK!!
Look, I'm gonna find the specter that is responsible for this and send him back home to hell! NOBODY DESERVES TO BE CURSED HERE!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, GONPACHIROU!!!
Who the hell showed it to you!?
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Date: 2020-07-15 03:08 am (UTC)[Except Tanjiro just puts a hand to his mouth and laughs behind it quietly for a moment before he doubles forward and just kind of loses his shit, dissolving into a complete fit of boyish laughter.]
This one's not a curse, silly!! I-it's just... like a joke, you send it to people you think are sexy. [Oh wow he suddenly got really red in the face. At least he's still chuckling??]
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Date: 2020-07-20 02:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-07-20 03:54 am (UTC)[Because he'll tell you!!]
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